17 Jun
Universal Truths
My friend Drew sent me this email the other day and I felt obliged to share it with you. Enjoy!
UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.
13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this – ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
20. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
21. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text or putting makeup on.
24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
25. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an ass from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?
29. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers.
31. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet my behind everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
15 Jun
Testament Tuesday – 6/15
“For I know the plans I have for you,” says the Lord. “They are plans for good and not for disaster, to give you a future and a hope.”
11 Jun
Welcome Samuel “Price” Coker
Samuel “Price” Coker was born yesterday, June 10th at 8:42 pm weighing 8 lbs 10 oz and measuring 21 in. He and Jenny are doing great. Below are a couple of pictures from our visit with him this afternoon.
10 Jun
Waiting on baby Coker
My sister-in-law Jenny is at the hospital getting ready for the arrival of the newest baby Coker. They decided not to find out what they were having so we are all anxiously waiting to find out if Reaves will be the only boy cousin. We need another boy to even out the mix…
BUT I have a feeling it’s a girl. I can’t wait to find out if I’m right or wrong.
On another note, I haven’t been able to make much for the newest member of the family since we do not know if Baby Coker is a boy or girl. So below is a picture of his/hers first Lullaby outfits (Clemson for mommy and the Citadel for daddy). And of course something for the new mommy – flowers from our garden.
Reaves is very excited to see the new baby since it won’t be in Aunt Jenny’s belly any more. 🙂
Please pray for Jenny, Will and Baby Coker.
8 Jun
Clemson Outfits
Order your girls Clemson outfits in time for football season for $20. I have following sizes – 12mo (8), 18mo (5), 24mo (4) and 3T (2).
I also have boys Clemson shirts for $10.
8 Jun
Testament Tuesday – 6/8
1 Samuel 1:27
I prayed for this child, and the LORD has granted me what I asked of him.
Today’s verse is in honor of Baby Cohen. Megan posted it at the end of her update on Cohen this morning. Cohen is doing well and you can find out more here. Please continue to keep him, Megan and Brent in your prayers.
Down Home with the Cokers 